earendil-was-a-mariner:

Lord of the Rings, except the Fellowship includes one disaffected orc played by Taika Waititi. 

It doesn’t even have to be an AU. I would happily give my right foot for his Shahrat and Gorbag side-quest frollick we all deserve, and thank you for the opportunity.

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marta-bee:

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lovergirl:

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

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happy too tired July everyone

  1. Ehf yeah.
  2. I’m not sure if this was already posted from my queue. Seems like the kind of thing I’d do.
  3. … But you can be sure it is now for next year.
notagarroter:
“camillo1978:
“Snerk.
@enigmaticpenguinofdeath Thank you, you rock.
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For your consideration: Sherlock wrote this and Mycroft seems to get the reference. So… when and under what circumstances did the Holmes children watch...

notagarroter:

camillo1978:

Snerk.

@enigmaticpenguinofdeath Thank you, you rock.

For your consideration: Sherlock wrote this and Mycroft seems to get the reference. So… when and under what circumstances did the Holmes children watch Oklahoma?

*chin hands*

Bold of you to assume they didn’t perform in it. I’m imagining a certainly coerced but no less rollicking rendition of “The Farmer and the Cowman,” and grinning ear to ear.

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datsderbunnyblog:

No no no you don’t understand. I don’t want to write a fic. I want to have written a fic. These things are not the same.

This is true.

This is just entirely, unreasonably too damn true.

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Tags: writing

zyx:

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happy pride

Did you mean:

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enbygesserit:

enbygesserit:

You know, I bet the Ferengi have someone like Ea-Nasir and he’s like. a saint or something

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By the Prophets this can’t be happening

Maybe not, but perhaps by the Profits?

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berlynn-wohl:

kowabungadoodles:

shamebats:

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Happy pride to the original owner of this PC specifically

Good news! They’ve put the entire collection of reviews and mid-2000s gay porn dvd rips up on archive as a free download!

And here’s the link to the OG tweet if you want to read about the archival adventure in full.

Happy Pride!

mfw I download the 40GB zip file called “the gay pornographer’s computer,” open a video file at random, and the first actor I see is peter dinklage

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Would a “You’ll have to toss me?” joke be crossing the line, PC-wise? Asking for a friend.

afeelgoodblog:
“What a cutebee
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I know not everything is Sherlock Holmes, but we’re all in agreement that this post at least is? Right?

afeelgoodblog:

What a cutebee

I know not everything is Sherlock Holmes, but we’re all in agreement that this post at least is? Right?

afeelgoodblog:
“This does put a smile on my face
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I’m giggling at the complete lack of change in his expression. I’m glad for the other patrons that there will be one more cat in their day, but I’m pretty sure Beloved Cat is not overly bothered...

afeelgoodblog:

This does put a smile on my face

I’m giggling at the complete lack of change in his expression. I’m glad for the other patrons that there will be one more cat in their day, but I’m pretty sure Beloved Cat is not overly bothered either way.

theeclectickoalastudent:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

hotchocolatenotsex:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

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LAND SHARK!

LAND SHARK!

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HE COMES FOR YOU?!?!

Give him a big wet, sloppy hug, then provide him with a tidal pool where he can chill while he waits for his lungs to evolve. I mean, obviously.

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Good Omens time! (Isn’t it always?) Today I read the start of the “Friday” section, when Famine gets his object of the Apocalypse, his brass scale to match War’s flaming sword. It’s a cute scene anyone who’s worked in fast-food or a customer-facing job like retail will probably appreciate. Or for that matter anyone who’s actually stepped foot in a McDonald’s; which is, you know, all of us.

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keynes-fetlife-mutual:

sigmaleph:

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eightyonekilograms:

markadoo:

Why is “barely legal” pornography always about age? I think they should experiment with teetering on other types of illegality. For example, they could film just outside of a restricted military area.

pornography with an ownership and accounting structure so complicated the SEC and IRS can’t decipher it

An IPO but the prospectus is in the form of an erotic dialog (like Plato’s stuff, but with fucking), and it’s not disclosing all that’s legally required but counting on distracting the SEC through arousal

porn where the characters start reciting the aacs encryption key but never quite manage to get to the end before being interrupted by moaning

porn which uses copyrighted sound assets and clips from other films in a manner that is neither clearly against or clearly in accord with established principles of fair use

Hot teens in your area.

Hot because they’ve been working in the tobacco fields without sufficient gloves and other protective gear. OSHA has been notified, as have child protective services, and the state medical board has suggestions about unnecessary exposure to UV rays would it have killed you to give them a wide-brimmed hat.

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unamccormack:

Extremely relevant to my interests.

What’s that word the kids are always saying? Hella? Seems applicable…

starrose17:

gaslightgallows:

mxlxdroit:

Good Omens is even funnier when you realize Gabriel is the angel who told Mary she was pregnant with Jesus

Imagine this guy

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showing up to your house like, “hey guess what?”

Mary: but how can this be since I am a virgin?

Gabriel:

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He doesn’t tell her, he just walks up to her in all his glowing angelness and goes:

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Look, this was funny even before we were introduced to the wonders that are the S2 trailers and sneak peaks. Now it’s just (in)ehffing hilarious.

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clueless-mp4:

when did sherlock realise he was in love with john

Day 1 Bart’s lab

Baskerville

When he heard Irene telling John that they’re a couple

Bart’s rooftop

While he was away for two years

When he came back and saw John about to propose to Mary

At john’s wedding

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pls rb for sample size

This is the definition of a “yes, and” situation. I really don’t have a strong opinion like in a “this is canon” stance. But I do love the stories we share based on all of them.

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