Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place
“citrus are whores” is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today
I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.
This reminds me of an old joke, that knowledge was knowing tomatoes were fruit while wisdom was knowing this didn’t make ketchup a smoothie.
I take your point and thought it had to be something ike that. Still, my hindbrain is shaking itself gently side to side at the absurdity of it. You’re right, clearly you’re right, but still I must repeat myself: what?
Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place
“citrus are whores” is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today
I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.
I don’t know if this is still a concern, but I keep seeing posts from about a week ago that AO3 has temporarily paused generating tokens for new accounts. I’ve got at least 7-8 just sitting in my queue, so if you need one please let me know.
My fannish hindbrain is insisting the best way to pass the 11-ish days until lGO is not to rewatch the original show, or press on with the books, or listen to the radio version, but to rewatch Doctor Who. Which is not a wholly unreasonable position I guess, David Tennant being the wonder he is except said hindbrain is also insisting Doctor Who must by its very nature begin with Nine.
I would very much like to give these best boys all the chin scritches and belly rubs any cat could desire, if it wouldn’t diturb their well-deserved repose.
It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun
So, when I say certain posts just scream the Silmarillion fandom without ever saying the word.
they say this like there wasn’t hephestion mpreg in the library of alexandria
I can’t speak for Alexandria, but medieval monastic libraries are full of accounts about lactating men. If it had been literature and not devotional literature it would have been a damned trope. Whatever your gripes about fanfic, I guarantee you the medieval and classical authors did it weirder.
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this
I’ve never read Dracula, so when a friend of mine introduced me to tumblr and Dracula Daily along with it, I thought, hey, could be a fun way to read it for the first time!
I. Need. To. Know. What. Happens. Next.
Why has my friend Jonathan forsaken me?!? I missss you!!!!
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