Lord of the Rings, except the Fellowship includes one disaffected orc played by Taika Waititi.
It doesn’t even have to be an AU. I would happily give my right foot for his Shahrat and Gorbag side-quest frollick we all deserve, and thank you for the opportunity.
For your consideration: Sherlock wrote this and Mycroft seems to get the reference. So… when and under what circumstances did the Holmes children watch Oklahoma?
*chin hands*
Bold of you to assume they didn’t perform in it. I’m imagining a certainly coerced but no less rollicking rendition of “The Farmer and the Cowman,” and grinning ear to ear.
I’m giggling at the complete lack of change in his expression. I’m glad for the other patrons that there will be one more cat in their day, but I’m pretty sure Beloved Cat is not overly bothered either way.
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
no way i must have missed an update!
The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal
LAND SHARK!
LAND SHARK!
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HE COMES FOR YOU?!?!
Give him a big wet, sloppy hug, then provide him with a tidal pool where he can chill while he waits for his lungs to evolve. I mean, obviously.
Good Omens time! (Isn’t it always?) Today I read the start of the “Friday” section, when Famine gets his object of the Apocalypse, his brass scale to match War’s flaming sword. It’s a cute scene anyone who’s worked in fast-food or a customer-facing job like retail will probably appreciate. Or for that matter anyone who’s actually stepped foot in a McDonald’s; which is, you know, all of us.
Why is “barely legal” pornography always about age? I think they should experiment with teetering on other types of illegality. For example, they could film just outside of a restricted military area.
pornography with an ownership and accounting structure so complicated the SEC and IRS can’t decipher it
An IPO but the prospectus is in the form of an erotic dialog (like Plato’s stuff, but with fucking), and it’s not disclosing all that’s legally required but counting on distracting the SEC through arousal
porn where the characters start reciting the aacs encryption key but never quite manage to get to the end before being interrupted by moaning
porn which uses copyrighted sound assets and clips from other films in a manner that is neither clearly against or clearly in accord with established principles of fair use
Hot teens in your area.
Hot because they’ve been working in the tobacco fields without sufficient gloves and other protective gear. OSHA has been notified, as have child protective services, and the state medical board has suggestions about unnecessary exposure to UV rays would it have killed you to give them a wide-brimmed hat.
This is the definition of a “yes, and” situation. I really don’t have a strong opinion like in a “this is canon” stance. But I do love the stories we share based on all of them.
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